Ludicrous

I am looking forward to graduating for two reasons:

1. I can finally tell people that I do have a degree, instead of what I say now: "Almost - I graduate officially in a few weeks. I had to finish up my classes during the summer because my counselors sucked ass. But my classes were in the first session, and I am done with them, so I've moved down here looking for teaching jobs."
That is way too clunky to repeat 7 times a day.

2. I can now delete all of the emails from my inbox that have something to do with my BG News internship, graduation commencement, or anything else to do with BGSU.