Suspect News Broadcasts

The Zombie Survial Guide has caused me to look at current events in a different way. I am going to transcribe an entire section of the book in order to illustrate what I mean, and then explain a current event I just saw on CNN and how it might have really happened. The following excerpt can be found on pages 25-27 of the book.

"Detection:

Every undead outbreak, regardless of its class, has a beginning. Now that the enemy has been defined, the next step in early warning. Knowing what a zombie is will not help if you are unable to recognize an outbreak before it's too late. This does not entail a 'zombie command post' in your basement, sticking pins in a map, and huddling around the shortwave radio. All it requires is looking for signs that would slip by the untrained mind. These signs include:

1. Homicides in which the victims were executed by head shots or decapitation. It has happened many times: People recognize an outbreak for what it is and try to take matters into their own hands. Almost always, these people are declared murderers by the local authorities and prosecuted as such.

2. Missing persons, particularly in wilderness or uninhabited areas. Pay careful attention if one or more of the search members end up missing. If the story is televised or photographed, watch to see what level of armament the search parties carry. Any more than one rifle per group could mean that this is more than just a simple rescue operation.

3. Cases of 'violent insanity' in which the subject attacked friends or family without the use of weapons. Find out if the attacker bit or tried to bite his victims. If so, are any of the victims still in the hospital? Try to discover if any of these victims mysteriously died within days of their bite.

4. Riots or other civil disturbances that began without provocation or other logical cause. Common sense will dictate that violence on any group level does not simply occur without a catalyst such as racial tension, political actions, or legal decisions. Even so-called 'mass hysteria' can always be traced to a root source. If none can be found, the answer may lie elsewhere.

5. Disease-based deaths in which either the cause is undetermined or seems highly suspect. Deaths from infectious disease are rare in the industrialized world, compared to a century ago. For this reason, new outbreaks always make the news. Look for those cases in which the exact nature of the disease is unexplained. Also, be on the alert for suspicious explanations such as West Nile virus or 'mad cow' disease. Either could be examples of a cover-up.

6. Any of the above in which media coverage was forbidden. A total press blackout is rare in the United States. The occurrence of one should be regarded as an immediate red flag. Of course, there may be many reasons other than an attack of the living dead. Then again, any event causing a government as media-conscious as our own to clamp down merits close attention. The truth, no matter what it is, cannot be good.

Once an event has tripped your sensore, keep track of it. Note the location, and its distance from you. Watch for similar incidents around or near the original site. If, within a few days or weeks, these incidents do occur, study them carefully. Note the response of law enforcement and other governmental agencies. If they react more forcefully with each occurrence, chances are that an outbreak is unfolding."

Now, the news event that caught my attention was the random house in New York that blew up a week or so ago. Today on the news, a follow-up report had stated that the person that had caused the explosion, the owner of the building, had died in a hospital. Apparently he was tampering with the gas line in the basement and that caused it to explode. It then stated that the cause of the person's death was undisclosed. This was the red flag for me. Why would the cause of the death be undisclosed in the case of a building that had been ostensibly blown up and burned down? What cause could possibly have occurred other than severe burns or trauma from the explosion?

Here is an alternate explanation, far-fetched though it may be. The owner of the building had died and then...come back to life. The other people in the building, recognized what had happened and locked him in the basement. Eventually and accidentally, the owner had "tampered" with the gas line, causing the explosion.

This would most likely explain the fact that he did not die from the original explosion, but rather a week later in a hospital under undisclosed causes.