Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Yes, there is a problem and it must be addressed

Zero hero knife fight, schedule of feedback, creatures in the classroom want advanced placement, hepatitis roof mats man your battle stations. Go ahead, troubleshoot, we read you loud and clear, aspirin in the ice cream, commie fluoridation, post-encephalitic rut-stuck metal milk champs take on the army with jump ropes and switch blades. Tin teeth, shin guard, first string rich kids get the indoor soccer flat soles, special needs kids get the medhead puppet show at little round tables with grad school ass holes. We kids sing:
Screw the floor plans
Make a difference
Always do your best
Never ask for help
Head's a sinkhole, a tv trash can, they cut our crust off, now we piss Dristan. Behavior problems, excessive absence...
Oopsa daisy made an unmanned aircraft
Defiant third grade special ed Hercules is at far greater risk of being retained, his diminished activity is one indication that "yes, there is a problem and it must be addressed."

We kids sing steal everything that's not nailed down. Never sell to fascist loan or card sharks or wager on our parents' long shots. Rank and file liars keep their socks on, the slow poke ice age prescribes too often. Know a grown up by its ancient inoculation scarring. Tranquilizer snails build solar sails despite the hammer handed, consequence inflicting flat head community who rule with work-reward Nintendo bribery

We take standardized tests in hyper colors and sweats, two million strong and trying to fly too fast. Modify me? Then delete me. Fuck it, vaccine me while I'm sleeping. I'm a fidgety phill, I am a heretic, I am lazy and rude and manipulative. Hey new age bull dyke haircut dipshit we will not respect your wishes to lock our dicks up in an office full of stuff that makes us nauseous, steal all you want with your fingers on fire, but melt my plastic and have your ass kicked we kids sing out rainbowed, beat down, steal everything and run for it.

PASSAGE - Creature in the Classroom
Album: The Forcefield Kids

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