This has gone on long enough. It is time to stop now. I know you think you're funny because Best Buy stocks about twenty copies of each of your albums, but it's a lie. No one is buying them. So, I reiterate. Please stop. That's enough.
Dear Dane Cook fans:
Please stop encouraging him. Buying his albums as joke-gifts for other people is making him think he's successful. He cannot sense the sarcasm through record sales. Why do you think William Hung put out an album?
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Ahem, I LIKE Dane Cook. He's very funny.
Yeah yeah. I bet you'd clean his pee.
Oh no you didn't!!
:D
He used to be very hot. Now that Jessica Simpson got her mitts on him, he looks like a ragged sheepdog. He'd have to get a major haircut for me to even THINK about cleaning his pee.
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