We shall be triumphant.

In relation to a recent post about Dane Cook ruining America and the comedy business within it, Tim and I have formed a cadre of heroes dedicated to foiling Dane Cook's plot to lower our collective comedic standards to near-Blue Collar Comedy depths.

With a mission statement this emphatically important, such a collective needs a proper name. We haven't got one yet. We wanted to have a name whose first initials would spell something, but a) I don't remember what that's called, and b) thinking of that shit is fucking difficult. Ask Tim. We exchanged ideas for a full half-hour. The best we got was embarrassingly juveline.


However, a squad this revolutionary and needed also needs a uniform. We have this base covered.

Just Say No To Dane Cook.

Our friend Jake, whom you may remember as creating a massive amount of t-shirt art surrounding Snakes On A Plane, and whom you may remember as being mentioned in a national publication based on the internet fan-promotion of said B-movie, has taken it upon himself to make the coolest anti-Dane Cook design and merchandise ever.

That was a long sentence.




However, t-shirts, mugs, baby onesies, courier bags, coasters, etc. are on sale now. Support our cause and do your part to put an end to the terribly unfunny tyranny of the scourge known as Dane Cook.



P.S. We need help finding a name for our collective. Send in your suggestions and be inducted into political party. If we choose your name, I don't know...Tim and Jake and I will buy you a shirt or a baby onesey or something. Deal? Deal.


Now I have to tell Tim and Jake about this promotion.